I’m still arresting idiots

Ok… people still amaze me at the stupid ass things they do sometimes.  Guess I wouldn’t be in buisness if they didn’t though.

Anyways…this guy here was well aware of his court date. So naturally to end up on this site, he skipped court. The judge overseeing his case is a real piece of work. The guy throws people in jail like it’s going out of style. Probably 10 people a day..and he’s a misdemeanor judge.  Give me a break already!!

So the judge told this kid if he didn’t have the money for his next payment, he’d be going back to the slammer. Without a job and the judge not giving the out of work defendent more time to pay the fines, the guy skipped court.

I didn’t really waste any time on this guy… Another agent and I went out to his last known address. As we drive by the garage door is open and there are 3 adults and a couple youngsters around. We observe someone resembling the fugitive, so I pull up to the next house and park. The other agent and myself go running up beside the garage and pop in out of nowhere. The guy resembling the fugitive turns out to be a friend of the fugitive. So after scaring some kids and giving the residents some hell, we leave.

I have another address for the fugitive about a half a mile away. So we QUICKLY rush over there. What a crap hole this place is. The other agent goes to the back and begins pounding at the same time I begin to beat the crap out of the front door. I peek inside and there are clothes piled higher than the sofa!! Dirty dishes all over the counters and sink. In this line of work you see alot of disgusting places but this was one of the worst.  Of course no one answers the door and instead of kicking it in, I decide just to leave.

I get about 1 mile from my office and I get a call from the defendent. He’s at my office!!!!! He says he’s turning himself in and that he’s not gonna have this crap happen at his house. Lol..common sense and the fact he knew I would catch him sunk in and he did the right thing. Problem is he skipped his court date on a real ass of a judge earlier in the day. Now he’s got a few more problems. Should of just went and faced the music. Total bond recoverd was $5,000.