This one is straight from the twilight zone. After I find out he skipped court on me I went out to his house and set up. After a bit I spot him and call the local police to assist. They come out and inform me his house comes back as a “hot house”. That means there are numerous guns in the house.
So we knock and he comes out. He claims he missed court due to contagious worms under his skin and around his eyeballs!! He begins showing me weird cuts and nasty patches of dried blood and ooze. It was so nasty. Anyway, he said he could feel them crawling around his eyes and under his skin. He said if we touch him we will contract them. I’ve heard alot of excuses for skipping court but this one definetly takes the cake!! I tell him he’s full of it and maybe a little crazy and I cuff him up.
On a side note.. I never contracted weird contagious worms that crawl around your eyeballs!!!! Total bond recovered was $5,500.
nasty… straight up nasty. I used to know someone who insisted bugs were crawling out of her skin… she claimed they were the result of breast implant poisoning. bummer… should have thought twice about getting fake boobs.
this guy is probably more crazy than he looks, her and him would make a great couple.
hell of a reason for skipping court. whatever happened to calling in and trying to get it rescheduled, or at least calling the bondsman to tell them you aren’t going to make it.
people this stupid may or may not belong in jail but they shouldn’t be out populating, that’s for sure.
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article When the Levee Breaks, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.