OK.. This girl here skipped court on some drug related charges. The co-signer of the bond only knew what area she was staying in and that it was a hotel. So another agent and I proceed to go to the downtown Clearwater Beach area and search.

While driving down the road we get stuck in traffic that’s backed up from a car accident. As we pass the accident scene, I glance over at the group of people standing outside the hotel checking it out and I spot our target!!  If I had warrants, I wouldnt go watch an accident scene full of cops. Unfortunately, not everyone is smart.

So we pull in the hotel and talk to one of the police officers thats standing there. There’s about 8 cops around us. I inform him of who we’re there for and he approaches the target. He runs her ID and she’s cuffed and stuffed and transported back to the county jail. Total bond recovered was $5,000.

Well this guy here gets the idiot of the year award. After he skipped court, the co-signer of his bond didn’t know exactly where he was, just where he hangs out at. So I go down to the hood where he’s supposedly roaming around. I drive up and down some streets and then I finally spot him standing along side the street. I pull up to him and he walks up to my window and asks me if I need any pot!! LOL.. what a moron..

If you see a cracker in a white impala driving through your hood, it’s probably not a good idea to try to sell him weed. So as the story goes.. I said “yes, I do need something”, I then step out of the car and cuff and stuff him. Total bond recovered was $2,500. It was a small bond, but I posted this due to his stupidity.